Fakebook - A perfect party

We didn't have any very much parties down in the sewers. Which probably is understandable as the sewers wasn't a very fun place to party in. But I do rememberer one time when we actually did have a party. It was a very special day...


The party I am talking about was my 13th birthday, or something like that, we didn't really count years down in the sewers as we almost never saw the sun. But that doesn't really matter as we still did have a party.

We started with eating, and of course we had to eat my favorite food, cooked rat with sewer water and old salad. It was actually Ivan that made the food, because for some reason he was the best sewer-chief ever. And of course, I almost I forgot, we had desert as well. Ice cream made of rats with chocolate sauce made out of sewer water and chocolate stolen from the store above the sewer. Apparently Ivan stole the chocolate from the store about three years before my 13th birthday, but he did not know how to use it before that day.

After we had eaten we played a few games. For example limbo and catch the rat, I won both of them. After the games it was time to open the presents, or well the present. My family and Ivan had combined all they owned to buy me one little present, a toy rat. I remember how it made me so happy, because rats was one of the things I loved the most.

That was certainly a perfect party, at least for me.